Mar. 2nd, 2005

arseniy_at_home: (Default)
10 young programmers began to work online,
One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.

9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.

8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It's Windows 95!", and then there were 7.

7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.

6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.

5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBC of one was hacked, and then there were 4.

4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.

3 young programmers didn't know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.

2 young programmers were testing that they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there were 1.

1 young programmer was might as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.

Boss cried: "Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.
arseniy_at_home: (Default)
Кругом одни пидоры! Пидоры! Пидоры! Пидоры! Пидоры! Пидоры!

Никакого житья!
arseniy_at_home: (Default)
Все таки продукты быстрого приготовления - это большое достижение. Понял я это с похмелья. Делать ничего не можешь, а жрать и пить охота! Вот забодяжил себе супец (кипятком залил) и сижу теперь хлебаю - и хорошо!
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